nibble biscuit

A foolish or stupid person. Similar to an idiot.

Woah, the guy over there is a complete and utter nibble biscuit

by indigobox June 15, 2023

biscuit whore

A whore that gets paid in biscuits

You are a biscuit whore

by biscuit whore July 18, 2017

European biscuit

When someone shits on a cookie and you eat it

Dude, I heard she gave you a European biscuit?!

by Biscuit$ January 23, 2022

Bunny biscuit

An ugly MILF that tries to seduce you.

His mom is a real Bunny Biscuit.

by Charles Darwin 23 October 22, 2017

Miss the biscuit

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.

1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?

by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018

scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!

"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"

by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014

biscuit whore

It is a who're that is paid with biscuits.

U are a biscuit whore

by biscuit whore July 18, 2017