David Black

A person who is typically described as a legend

Steve: Let go hit the clubs
John: But its Tuesday
Steve: Fuck it
Lads: What a David Black

by DaveMcCancerNuggets October 20, 2016

Black Thor'd

The act of receiving an oversized black dildo in either the anus or vagina with tremendous force causing excruciating pain.

Did you hear about that girl Becky getting black thor'd at Mike's party. I heard she couldn't walk for two weeks.

by bmanvegas November 3, 2016

black fuzzy

(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks

2. A black cop

Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?

Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.

Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!

by CSP1213 May 27, 2011

Black July

A sick ass local death metal band from Colorado that will give you a massive boner.

"you ever heard of Black July?"
"AH yeah man the BJ Bois, they made my girlfriend look like my mom."

by chachigonnafukyamum June 17, 2018

anna black

A waitress at Denys working two shifts.

I saw (Anna Black) at Denys 10 years later.

by Dfatoush May 23, 2016

black brick

Sometime used as an nickname for the Nokia N900, It is almost as thick as an brick so its pretty accurate.

Im going to overclock the hell out of this black brick!

by D3nnis-The-Mew-Fan July 2, 2012

Black snail

Tall skinny white dude who is on probation and addicted to coffee creamer and Copenhagen.

Likes to take plane rides over Austin

I like to take me a big ole dip of Copenhagen cause I'm the black snail

by Black Burro June 1, 2017