by Iowawildlifeaction February 7, 2022
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Get the Dads house mug.The most amazing most unbelievable person you will ever meet. Hobbies: Biking to unnecessary far places, Hiking, being a dad, speaking Korean, and calling his son YONG JUN HYEONG, and being erect.
Pros: Professional RC Car smasher, sponnserd by SHIN RAMEEN DESU NE CHAN SAN NIKO, and is erect.
Cons: When he gets mad, he smashed your hopes and dreams (and your RC Car), and is erect. Makes his family eat live octopus(sy)
Pros: Professional RC Car smasher, sponnserd by SHIN RAMEEN DESU NE CHAN SAN NIKO, and is erect.
Cons: When he gets mad, he smashed your hopes and dreams (and your RC Car), and is erect. Makes his family eat live octopus(sy)
I bought a new RC car, but Juns Dad found out and smashed it in front my face in South Korea, and then proceeded to smash me and my dog, before eating it of course.
by PeenisGranny March 31, 2017
Get the juns dad mug.When you leave someone for a very long time with no support whatsoever. A good example is that sad Fresh Prince of Bel-air scene
by Lonelychildwithnolove May 13, 2018
Get the pull a dad mug.The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.
I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
by Hybridpain March 4, 2019
Get the Dad throat mug.A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
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Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022
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