Salted/Salty

when you are pissed off at someone...

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019

salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships

i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year

by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016

Salt curry

when someone is so incredibly butthurt and annoyed its almost as if they have been eating heaps of salt curry as thats the kind of vibes they give off to everyone else.

never hang around someone in this state.

friend1: piss off you fat twat

friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!

If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.

by bazingalover February 8, 2024

The salt shaker

Applying salt to your tongue before giving a blowjob to suppress your gag reflex

Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong

by Oh honey no May 11, 2019

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, he get super mad.

(Source: Oliver Grayson)

Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT

by futuresponJ April 5, 2025

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another's mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh's mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

salt

a small dicked man, they typically like places like ohio because potatoes go good with salt over all a short man that likes pp

did you see salt kiss yams?

by ilikeavocados September 24, 2020