Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.

Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.

by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018

Feaux-job

The oral sex you find on Cinemax at 3:00 in the morning. It looks real sometimes, but most of the time you can tell that it is physically impossible.

I was watching Skinemax with my girl last night. The girl went down, but her nose was up by his bellybutton. It was a total feaux-job.

by Flights29 November 17, 2010

Grant Job

Opposite of a barn job. You put applesauce on your privates and have an animal lick it off.

You: Hey Joe!! Where are you going?
Joe: I'm getting a grant job.
You: That's disgusting!!!

by LlihTter October 22, 2014

Eskamo Job

The act of rubbing a penis with ones nose, with a goal of making the penis ejaculate.

Dude that girl gave me the best eskamo job of my life

by Coach Bailey July 9, 2011

snoop job

The act of sneaking in to a guys room while he is sleeping and trying to give him a hand job before he wakes

I totally gave Barry a snoop job last night

by lingy95 March 28, 2015

prarie job

the act of licking around your partners butthole or giving them a rimjob while they are prarie doggin it into your mouth.

Man that bitch gave me a prarie job last night when I had to take a huge shit

by kroetter February 3, 2009

Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.

Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014