keys

A "family-friendly" alternative to saying kys, or kill yourself.

"You're so bad at this game."
"Bro, keys."

by Qyx January 11, 2025

prop key

A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)

Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."

by surlygirl63 May 31, 2011

Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

Key

Stay … I wanted to do…
But my eyes…my heart…
Had to go…
Understand I don’t…
Numbers don’t lie…
I wish I knew why…
My love for you will always be…
Pray … I will that someday you will see…
Until that day…
I promise you will have no bother me…

Return I will the key…
The numbers are now free…
Silly as it may seem…
I will always believe…

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 20, 2023

Boo boo keys

A type of sex toy used in A.B.D. play. Used to stimulate the prostate but shaped like children's key toys.

Oh hey mark, have you tried using boo boo keys before? Their all the rage and my daddy uses them on me daily!

by Canadian03 April 11, 2022

808 out of key

If your 808 is out of key, gtfo no one fucks with you.

Nice beat bruv, but the 808 out of key...

by Meikodroo February 24, 2021

Kei

Kei is a very good smash bros player who simps for Joker. He's chaotic in a good way. He can tell you about all the important animes to know about. Sometimes he'll pull really good advice out of nowhere.

Kei's always playing cookie run and Genshin. Are they really that fun?

by Bo_Raichu_King November 24, 2021