I will punch you in the tits

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

I rebuke you in the name of our lordt and slayvior

To express sharp, stern disapproval of; reprove; reprimand in the name of something gay af and non-religious because Jesus was a charlatan and Christians currently/still suck. Can be used to rebuke any person, place, thing, etc.

Person 1: Does this brown belt go with my black crocs?
Person 2, probably a gay: No, baby, no, and I rebuke you in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.

Person 1: You wanna go get Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: I will never give them my money to continue squandering on the oppression of LGBT+ rights and I rebuke them in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.

by Therealtylercodero August 15, 2022

I wanna FUCK YOU

Fall in love with you

Unleash all my love on you

Cuddle you for hours

Keep your heart safe

I wanna fuck you for all of eternity.

by hellyeahfuckthis October 26, 2020

i love you more then a fat kid loves cake

a love that is unimaginable loving someone more then a fat kid loves cake is a love like no other

"i love you more then a fat kid loves cake"

"oh my god i love you to baby"

by tw1nky696 January 13, 2010

bitch I will cut you

Final threat of a dispute, usually from a woman to another woman. This phrase usually indicates that all other forms of negotiation or discussion have failed and some sort of violence may occur. It is a slang declaration of war.

"Didn't I tell you to stop parking in front of my house? Do you think I'm playing with you? Bitch I will cut you!"

by Persephone78 January 9, 2010

the love i have for you

The love I have for you is unexplainable it's like a fire roaring in my soul that I can not control. The love I have for you is unconditional in my every waking moment I dedicat to you because my love for you is forever and never ending from the day I meet you til the day I die the love I have for you will never die. To my Snowflake

The love I have for you will never die

by gri-zzy December 17, 2017

I didn't ask you

A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.

Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.

by FLINFLINMODE April 28, 2021