Baby powder

Just like Jenevieve’s neo soul song, baby powder is essentially a person whom you originally thought was the PERFECT catch, had it all, amazing vibe/looks/personality … until they started stringing you along. So from a major turn on (metaphor - wetness) they became a major turn off (metaphor - dryness) aka baby powder.

- So how are things progressing with your hot crush ?

- Ugh, he turned out to be baby powder.

by thecertiesther June 10, 2022

Granola Baby

A girl who still looks good without makeup on

I saw this girl last night without makeup, she's such a granola baby

by TheCavalierKing August 1, 2012

soul baby

The connection Lady Ga Ga the zombie tranny and Clifford the hermaphrodite whore slut dog with a giant red rocket that gets all the bitches all the who died because of Oscar the grouch unplugging his kidneys and Abraham Lincoln fought vampiric confederates while Quincy Adams watched with his keystone light beer while riding a sea weasel ferret.

Damn that soul baby talk last nigh really opened me up to why Clifford being a whore makes sense.

by samuel L howard November 30, 2014

Spraying Babies

1. Money shot. The moment when a women recieves your legacy.

MAN1: Bro so i was so in the moment that a got Karen on her knees and started Spraying Babies all over her face!

MAN2: DUDE!

by Derben October 2, 2012

Gucci Baby

Fat found underneath the naval of an otherwise slim person but above the crotch area

Yo, David has a Gucci Baby, but you can only tell when he turns sideways!

by Dr. Patch Is July 3, 2011

Baby Tank

A woman, often a homemaker, whose main purpose is to reproduce on behalf of her husband or boyfriend.

I saw that Saudi man again shopping at Harrods with his four baby tanks today, each one wrapped up in their bed sheets and looking like they were about to pop.

by AYYFRON September 29, 2009

Baby Goulash

Having anal sex with a woman giving birth.

She had her kid last night, I gave her the ole Baby Goulash

by Chucky C December 7, 2009