smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

bottle

a thing you should not put in your butt

doctor: good morning, what's the problem gggirl?
patient: I have a bottle stuck in my butt
doctor: I can't do anything about it, don't do that

by gggggirl November 23, 2021

Milk bottle shoulders

A person who doesn't like to take or take on responsibility. Not broad shouldered similar to a milk bottle

Pete got milk bottle shoulders the a lazy twat

by Lazygit April 21, 2023

Scandinavian Water Bottle

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.

Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.

by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021

bottling

Bottling is the act of shoving a 500/3000 ml bottle up your or your sexual partner's rectum. its origin is unknown
past tense = bottled present tense bottle

Yo did you hear Emma got bottled by chad bro!
Greg was bottling Samantha

by bussyslayer69420 January 8, 2022

tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018