walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Xanny Walk

The Xanny Walk (or Xan Walk, Xannax Walk, Xans Walk) is the way you walk when you got to many xans or mixed it too well. It comes with many falls, loss of direction and difficultiy to walk.

Hey look at this dude doing the xanny walk again

by 063OG April 16, 2020

Walk-by Air

The smell that occurs when someone walks by, it can be negative or positive depending on the individual- however it is most frequently bad.

"His walk-by air smelled like shit. Damn that boy stink, he need to shower! You know that dick smell like cheese and rotting potatoes."

by sassykitty420xx69 September 16, 2022

Walking dishwasher

A woman or a Bitch

Where is my walking dishwasher i wanna fuck her

by YoureDex April 19, 2022

face-walk

when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience

1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.

2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!

guy 2: I wonder what you typed!

by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009

Blinker walk

a walk usually between 20-45 minutes where one casually blinks their cart/pen multiple times throughout the duration.

“yo chris said he’s gonna go for a blinker walk, you coming?

by indicawrld November 15, 2022

Walking Kill

A person that dominates anything and everything in sight.

Have you ever seen Shane play cod? He’s a walking kill.

Connor always hits deep three’s. He’s a walking kill.

Did you see Tyler clear the ball full field and score? Yah man, he’s a walking kill.

Lazarus gets no buns. Yah he wishes he was a walking kill.

by Chromosome #420 February 28, 2020