walk asparagus

The act of burning marijuana and inhaling it into your lungs through a pipe.

to: toke, smoke dope, get high, walk asparagus, ect.

by ilovemycat April 17, 2011

walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

by edw007 May 19, 2021

WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.

Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.

by Ega September 27, 2014

Blinker walk

a walk usually between 20-45 minutes where one casually blinks their cart/pen multiple times throughout the duration.

“yo chris said he’s gonna go for a blinker walk, you coming?

by indicawrld November 15, 2022

wank walk

When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail

Bryan walked past me while doing the wank walk

by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

Tsunami Walk

A type of walk created by Shamcey Supsup's Miss Universe try. Epitomizes tsunami, which swept anybody or anything.

She tried the Tsunami Walk on San Juan. She got caught by the waves.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 18, 2018

bot walking

Used in R6, to describe someone who is walking around in objective without aiming down sights or leaning

“Bro our lion is bot walking, he’s so lost”

by shdwz ud July 25, 2023