Texas Shotgun

A Texas Shotgun is when you tie down your sexual partner on a bed and spray diarrhea all over your partner's genitals. I.E. like a shotgun.

Bob: Hey.
Jim: What's wrong?
Bob: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Why?
Bob: I did a Texas Shotgun on her.
Jim: Oh.

by AFuckingMotherFucker July 25, 2012

Texas Flip

When you pack a huge bowl and the top layer only gets burned. So you carefully use your paperclip to flip the packed weed 180°, to reveal the green unburned layer. The Texas Flip.

"give that bowl a Texas Flip for me, i want the fresh side biatch!"

by DynamiteGizmo April 9, 2017

university of texas

a school for hippie liberal left wing queers who like to have sex with their sisters and family and suck longhorn cock.

dude i loved sucking your dads cock last night good thing i go to the university of texas

by hate tejas October 16, 2008

The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005

Battleground Texas

A far-left, progressive organization sent to destroy Texas by making it the next Detroit, and subsequently establishing a Democratic dictatorship in the U.S.

Lots of money flowing to Wendy Davis' campaign for Battleground Texas.

by freedomkrinkles June 9, 2014

Texas Chilibowl

When one takes a diarrhea dump into another person's spread open, upwards facing, rectum. The dumper then proceeds to eat the contents out of the rectum with a spoon or spork depending on how chunky the chili was.

Guy: Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
Girl: Oh yeah? Then it's time for a Texas Chilibowl!

by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008

Borger, Texas

A small suburb of Amarillo Texas, this town is a great example of the "redneck" lifestyle. Including bored police, a rundown mainstreet, and a wal-mart, this is any outgoing human's nightmare.

High School Kid: Hey I'm going to college

Borgan: uhh, what be this cool ige you takin bout. Here in Borger, Texas we don't do dat kindu stoof

by geoffisbored May 26, 2006