Side Meat

Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.

Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!

Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.

by Did you say Groovy? October 18, 2022

Thug Meat

a huge black penis bigger then the human eye can comprehend

that thug meat looked like godzillas tail !

by LostxArcid May 5, 2016

Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"

by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023

Meat Muffler

1. The rectal opening

2. pooper
3.A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the entrance for oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, kitchen accessories, appendages, etc. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

4. Where GAY people show their love!

5.Term used to describe the silencing of gas build up upon expulsion through ones anus.

man that girl had a tight-ass meat muffler!

by cowhead330 March 12, 2011

Slappy Meat

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

by House Corrothers January 7, 2014

Meat Barrel

Another way to describe a fleshlight or someone who is a quadruple amputee and does porn.

Man thanks for letting me use your meat barrel.
You ever watch some of that meat barrel porn?

by Zimzalabim June 19, 2019

meat tampon

The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.

"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"

by bigdogzcok February 7, 2014