shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.

Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.

by #7 Butt Pirates January 16, 2010

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Black Hockey Players

Rare to find but are great friends and players

"There are more and more Black Hockey Players coming into the NHL"

by Ace_is_the_place January 15, 2021

Put Down Player

One who trashes his roomates for being a complete and utter cat litter at rocket league

He always is trashing on max for only having 14 points, HE/HIM must be a put down players

by Himothy1190 January 26, 2023

Great basketball player

Straight baller (str8 balla)
Playa

Yo, I was guarding some dude who was a great basketball player and he dropped 42 on me! That playa’s name was Kenny “the Jet” Smith.

by TheCaz September 11, 2021

Douchey Violin Player

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn what a douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

by tudeep November 26, 2020

Best PPT2 Player

A title held by someone who is the absolute best Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 Player.

Person 1: I'm really good at Puyo Puyo Tetris 2!
Person 2: Yeah, but are you Zane420v Best PPT2 Player good?

by Ruhrame February 19, 2022