horse tail

The horse tail is the action a woman makes when an unwanted appendage (finger or penis) is about to enter her rectum. The horse tail comes out exclusively during doggy style intercorse. While in position, she will wildly swing back one arm to swat the unwanted appendage from entering. It resembles a horse's tail swatting flies of its ass.

I tried to take this chicks ass last night, but her horse tail came out and thwarted my attempts!

by philthy rich December 24, 2008

Jesus Horse

noun; commonly referred to as "Jesus Horses" by the duo Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow

noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV

noun; dinosaur

"Did you see that Jesus Horse, it was huge!"

"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"

by echodanny August 14, 2012

War Horse

War Horse:
Is the act of blowing out a bathroom with the worst smelling dump you ever took and having someone walk in.

Dave was in the men's room taking a nasty smelling dump when his boss walked in and he proudly War Horsed him.

by Money V October 1, 2020

Horse Barto

a word to call a man who loves to have sexual interactions with a horse

Jeff: OH Horse barto what you doing this weekend.
Emmett: you know me just going horse riding

by FUUSED892 February 7, 2022

horse beaver

A female human with two buck teeth who wears her hair in a ponytail.

Dude check out that chick Stephanie, what a horse beaver!

by Swillard McGee September 19, 2009

Toy Horse

To Rape Someone or Something.

Last Night I Saw Some Dude Toy Horse A Girl Down an Alley.

by Foggin April 1, 2008

Horse Radish

A very large black male who possesses a extremely thick, long, and hard cock.

Angela found out Tom was playing her, and decided to go get her some horse radish tonight.

by Theendisnear!! October 2, 2015