A bitch who you want to totally rip the ovaries out of and ridicule in the presence of about 356,000 people.
"Rachel is a twat bitch who should go get off to a vibrator because no one wants to put up with her bitchitude. She's a straight Lady Chotch."
by LittlePeopleBigWorld October 29, 2011
Get the Lady Chotchmug. by RainyXO December 28, 2016
Get the lady cookiesmug. A well dressed femme lesbian or bisexual woman. Most often one who has a long term relationship with a married straight appearing bisexual woman generally with the husbands knowledge and friendship often also with his sexual participation
by 32b April 23, 2021
Get the Lavender Ladymug. Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.
Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.
Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.
Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.
Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.
Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.
Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....
Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.
Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.
guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.
Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....
Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.
Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.
guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.
Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
Get the Mail Ladymug. “Sarah loves it when I start licking hoofage but I forgot she was on an now I’m covered in lady trifle!”
by Splunky September 24, 2022
Get the Lady Triflemug. Any woman named Kelsey. Most likely is a fascist, but she will never tell you. She will play with you, mentally, and make you think she’s the epitome of a liberal.
I used to date this Lady Hitler. She lied to me about her political views constantly. I didn’t notice the truth until it was too late.
by SecretZen May 15, 2018
Get the lady hitlermug. by nb2021 December 22, 2020
Get the Dog Ladymug.