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hold the beard

a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.
hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley
by link283 February 14, 2014
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Bearded Kitty

by DankKitty February 10, 2017
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ashley beard

A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.
Ashley Beard will soon be in The Hall of Fame for her amazing softball skill set.
by Aaliyah Sheptalk April 23, 2018
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Lime Beard

1.

A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.

It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.

2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
"Come on Chet hang on to your lime beard or it will fall off...Limes are not sticky you know."
by Lime Beard January 25, 2010
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turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.
That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.
by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015
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Vacation beard

The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.
On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
by Themadbaron May 14, 2011
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Frosting The Beard

When a man sporting a full beard goes down on a woman with a full bush.
Lumberjack Larry went down to eat Lydia, and thanked him by frosting the beard.
by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008
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