Fortnite

Fortnite is a game full of young kids paying to win. You play it for a second and feel the desire to buy the skull-trooper and all the gliders in the world. You wish to show off your skill to your friends by 1v1ing them and winning. You spends days, then months, then years practising, not noticing once that you haven't spent a minute outside, and that you're slowly getting fatter and fatter. You buy a plasma tv and a beanbag full of goodies, and play, the food crust spreading around your mouth like an infection. You get diagnosed with Ligma, and start gagging. You lose your first game to a dweeb, and you die a harsh death.

Fortnite

by aw'lefk;,l October 31, 2019

fortnite

the worst game to be ever made

friend 1:whats that game fortnite everyone is shitting on?
friend 2:its the worst game to be made ever,its boring and has horribleplayers

by a kid with internet June 26, 2019

Fortnite

The most cancerous game of all times. Its impossible to play fortnite and have a girlfriend, physics forbids this

Fortnite is ligma

by IAmTheShag October 23, 2018

Fortnite

A game played by both boys and girls, the girls commonly hide behind trees and the boys shoot people. Many of the boys girlfriends over react about how much they play fortnite and make an urban dictionary of how annoying it is.

Wow fortnite is great!
“OMG HE WONT TEXT ME BACK BECAUSE HES PLAYING FORTNITE! I'M GONNA SPAM HIM TILL HE ANSWERS!!!”

by 8302859 May 11, 2018

FortNite

The stupid shooter game that no one will Shut the fuck up about. I rate it -100000000000/100

Dude 1: Hey Man wanna play fortnite
Dude 2: Shut up, fortnite suck, die.

by reapapyrus November 25, 2020

fortnite

fortnite is basically a game that most boys are obsessed with and it basically is just shooting and killing people. if a girl plays fortnite it’s usually cus she wants attention from boys like ‘oh did you know she plays fortnite’ and ‘oh yeah she’s cool’ also irritates any boys girlfriends who are texting them and the boy decides that they don’t want to get shot on fortnite.
basically fortnite is addictive
stay in school kids
don’t play fortnite

girl 1: me and steve broke up!!
girl 2: anything to do with fortnite?

by ihatereligion May 12, 2018

fortnite

a game where people have fun, but edgy fuckwads ruin it and then theres trolling and other, and theres this thing called v-bucks its the current currency everybody is begging to by some stupid ass skins that all the white dope boys are getting.

john started his xbox and played fortnite

by asdfyudsdfd September 23, 2018