Dirty Fight Club

You’re not supposed to say.

You don’t talk about doing the dirty fight club.

by Mistermoon May 6, 2020

Naked Nerf Fight

Noun: It's a naked nerf fight, without nerf guns, and just fucking.

“Dude, me and Jessica had a naked nerf fight last night.”
“Todd, just act like a normal human being and say you fucked, this is why nobody talks to you”

by Dragon Dick 69 December 9, 2019

National Fighting Day

National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*

by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022

shadow fight 2

the best mobile game ever

what you playin dawg
im playin shadow fight 2
good now give me 100$

by euphrates river May 29, 2022

almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018

Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019