Laptop Party

When you and all of your friends get together to chill, but everybody brings their laptops and spends the time on facebook.

Note: A laptop party is not a LAN party, a LAN party has some semblance of a social element, while a laptop party does not.

Georgie: Hey Billy, what're you doing tonight?

Billy: Oh just going to Bob's for a party.

Georgie: Oh sweet! Can I come?

Billy: If you want, it'll be a total Laptop Party though.

Georgie: Oh, I see. I'll just drink and smoke myself into a lonely stupor in my mom's basement.

Billy: Oh sweet! Can I come?

by Jim Khoury October 25, 2008

Gentlemen's Party

A close group of male friends relaxing, kicking back with a brew, and playing cards.

For men who already have women, or don't want to deal with them throwing up or being stupid, and just want to play a game of cards, get nice and drunk, and do stupid guy things.

100% heterosexual

Yeah, we're just having a gentlemen's party, got some cards, some heini, just going to have a relaxed night
"can I bring my girlfriend"
Is she male?
"um no"
then no.

by troxx February 9, 2010

900 Party

A party in which there are 30, 30 cases of beer there, totaling 900 beers. Often there will be 30 "dirty thirties" or beer that is cheap but gets the job done. Examples: Keystone Light, Bush Light, Bush Heavy

Last night was insane! We threw a 900 party at my house. I blacked out to the max. There were dirty thirties everywhere!

by Brettc77 November 9, 2006

cat party

A ringtone which can only be added to your phone if it has blue tooth. Upon others hearing said ringtone they will immediately ask the possessor to put it on their phone, which as mentioned above can only be done if blue tooth is present.

wanter:IS THAT 'CAT PARTY'????
haver:yeah (nonchalant)..
wanter:OMG can you like put that on my phone?
haver:no, you are not capable of blue tooth

by big sloppy man June 14, 2011

lan party

A group of computers joined on a Local Area Network (lan), usually for playing games.

Kilo and Parid threw an awesome Lan Party last night. . .

by blaze June 3, 2002

Donner Party

1. A party you don't want to be at

2. A group of pioneers who were stranded in the mountains and resorted to cannibalism.

1. BIG BRO: Man, I drove 20 minutes to go to this party but there were all these bad dads drunk on smirnoff ice doing crushed up percocet off a sex and the city box set and all the girls talked with fake british accents and they were drinking sunny d and listerene and at one point we smoked a blunt that i realized was just top menthol sprayed with oven cleaner and i watched someone kill a dog with a chain and then hotbox his truck with nitrous while getting with a clown

LIL BRO: Dude, sounds like a Donner Party

2. BIG BRO: Did you hear about those people who had to eat their family members to survive in the snowfucked ice mounds of the dooomedddest 1800s hills?

LIL BRO: Nawdawg, sounds like a Donner Party

by nikkitemare September 16, 2009

porn party

a gathering of a bunch of friends getting together to watch and analyze and laught at porn together. it's considered gross/dirty/inappropriate to get horny at this kind of party unless everyone else does, and that's how a porn party could become an orgy

We got together for a porn party at Joe's to watch Bang Bros, but it was over when Dave started to get too into it.

by Kit824 March 13, 2009