December 9

The day u may ask out your crush

Me: guest what its December 9th sooo wanna date?

by Abclock00738:338 December 7, 2019

9/11

Known As The Best Day On Earth And Also Were Daniel DankMemer Was Created He Now Is A SkoolShooter.

Daniel Caused 9/11 He Also Isnt Gay.

by idontusethisnotmyname February 22, 2018

9/11

When a chick is so ugly in a threesome she makes both men lose their erections.

Did you hear about Brittney? Apparently they were so turned off by her that she caused 9/11

by MouldyTofu May 5, 2019

May 9

national stan izone day!!!!! stan izone and don’t be an ugly flop!!!

Person 1: Oh it’s May 9! Stan Iz*One!
Person 2: Yassss! stream Vampire.

by choiyenabot111 October 18, 2019

9-11

A smokin’ hot chick that is “off the charts” crazy, which actually puts her in the “no-go” zone despite her extreme hotness.

Dude, did you hear Charlize Theron is single and looking for a man with “a pair” to step up and date her? Yeah bro, but she’s a 9-11, don’t do it.

by TopFuel Dude April 6, 2019

May 9

The day the best person in the world is born

"Allie's birthday is on May 9th"

by random persontotallynotallie September 15, 2021

9 July

This day is the anniversary of Robyn’s Birth!

(Person 1): “Hey, did you hear?! It’s Robyn’s Birthday!!”

(Person 2): “Oh wow, It’s already the 9 July already??”

by luciferxxrobyn June 30, 2021