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Big Papí

Big Papí mis the most wonderful, amazing, and handsome specimen ever! Papí sexually harasses and molests everyone but we all love it. IDK WHAT ID DO WITH OUT MY BIG PAPÍ
Big Papí has a #HUGEPP
by Big Papí November 21, 2019
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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
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big daddy jon

big daddy jon is a big badass that can call you baby boi when you pass him in the hall or at a Raider meet
big daddy jon helped me get over that 12 foot wall in december
by Baby Boi Brendan February 24, 2022
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Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
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big rk raeesah kamran

raeesah kamran is bushra and her hair looks like tumbleweed she’s quite a bubbly person and can light up any room she enters her long locks of hair makes every girl jealous and every man wants to be with her she is pakistani but her husband is turkish and her child is bushra jr we love u bushy
person 1: is that big rk raeesah kamranshe’s looking good lately

person 2: yeah i think it is she’s so wifey material
by big rk fan January 6, 2024
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big booty barbie

a bad bitch who loves pink and has a big (maybe plastic) ass
yoo look at that girl with a big ass wearing pink!
she is a big booty barbie.
by ianarlnstfu10 December 8, 2023
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Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back
by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 10, 2025
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