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Puking out both ends

Shitting and puking at the same time.
Whoa man I just went to go take a runny shit, and my stomach got all queasy. Then all of a sudden I was puking out both ends!
by Quentin_B November 6, 2006
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Bring out your dead

A classic scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" where a man tries to put his living grandpa on the cart of dead bodies.
Old Man:"I feel happppppyyyyy!"
Son:No, you don't. You'll keel over any minute.
Old Man:"I think I'll go for a walk!"
*Son clubs old man and puts him on the cart*
by Yogo540 January 9, 2005
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Blow it out your ass

A Classic quote from one of the very first first-person shooter computer game developed by 3D Realms and published by Apogee DUKE NUKEM 3D.... In the game this super hero will say interactive things to the player at random , one of the quotes was "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"
"It's Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta gum.."

"I've got balls of Steel"

"Your head, Your ass, whats the difference?"

"Book em Denno!"

"Blow it out your ass!"

"what'ya waiting for Christmas?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

"Shit Happens... "

"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! "

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! "

"What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"
by Crpetersenabx May 22, 2010
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choked the shit out of her

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock
by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003
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I'll bang you out

"Mate, pull that shit again and I'll bang you out."
by xFrostBite89x September 1, 2016
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whip it out like LBJ

When a male unzips his fly and 'whips out' his penis, thus demonstrating how big he is. This can also refer to any situation where a male takes his dick out.

This expression refers to the legendary press conference where, when asked why the U.S. continued to fight the Vietnam war, President Lyndon Johnson "unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ, and declared, 'this is why!'"

For the metaphorical meaning, see dick waggling contest
Spencer: Dude, what do you do when people say that your dick isn't that big?
John: I just whip it out like LBJ, fool.
by Benny Singles December 8, 2007
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Midwest Smoke Out

Bigger, Better, and Sexier, Midwest Smoke Out is the world's leading cigar expo, featuring personal appearances by cigar gods, amazing food, hot girls (and guys!), and sweet gaming. In Chicagoland, it's the night of the year for anybody who likes to smoke, drink, and gamble.

Midwest Smoke Out is a luxury party scene--though it's far from stuffy--with the chance to see the latest high-end cars, crazy-beautiful jewelry, and get awesome giveaways from each sponsor. And there are lots of sponsors.
For tickets to Midwest Smoke Out, call 1.888.226.0330, or visit www.midwestsmokeout.com.
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