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oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
by J4ke July 15, 2006
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i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011
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i sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot

I understand completely.
Man 1: ...and that's how the female breast became eroticized.
Man 2: I sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot!
by Nuss July 18, 2007
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i would rather eat my own toe

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something
Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008
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fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
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kick down so i can get down

A term used on a grateful dead or grateful dead related parking lot in the early 90's and still found on parking lots accross the country. Soley invented by the enfamous Steve Burkemper before a grateful dead show on the parking lot. Ticketless and desprite he realized that holding his finger in the air to obtain a miracle ticket wasn't efficient enough. So young Burkemper came up with the catchy jungle "Kick down so I can get down", which became an instant staple for ticketless deadheads tring to score a ticket.
"I wanna see the show, come on...Kick down so I can get down".
by Brandon Marshal January 7, 2005
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