Pacific Time Zone Syndrome

The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed

You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him

by tronytroo February 5, 2023

Empty Hole Syndrome

Pertains to single moms (usually divorced) with adult kids that need a good orgasm provided

1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.

2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome

by @The Hojer November 25, 2019

Elongated flap syndrome

Massively enlarged vaginal flap

Don’t use a thong, flap will stick out and blow in the wind (elongated flap syndrome)

by WilliamOhuxter July 30, 2023

hyperexamcrisis syndrome

It is a condition where you want to do everything before your exams except studying.

He has watched every video on youtube a day before a test. Surely a hyperexamcrisis syndrome.

by Ilúvatar420 December 26, 2020

Reid-Duncan syndrome

A medical condition where one develops an oversized rectum or ass hole

Boy this Reid-Duncan syndrome is giving me fits!

by Hmp99 October 9, 2021

jeep building syndrome

jeep building syndrome is a very sad one, its when you build jeeps every few seconds without consent :(

Ah shit not again! i made another one... i think i have jeep building syndrome

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.

John: I overheard Cody talking about Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad for him.

by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025