I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream

Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."

by Isuckhis January 31, 2023

how many numbers am I holding up

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy

Dude how many numbers am I holding up

by Mick Wagerson September 6, 2016

i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth

The number one lie that every guy has said.

Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

I can nawt get sick right now

A sentence you use when you can nawt get sick right now

"Omg Bailey are you ok?"
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."

-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall

by G1rlb0ss11 April 11, 2022

I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny

A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.

Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.

by SoozaSimp March 19, 2023

i wanna be the one you think about at night

a referance from the song "flamin hot cheetos" by clairo.

"i wanna be the one you think about at night, And I wanna be the one that you would put up a fight for
You know that I adore
That even when you're bored
I'd buy you anything and everything I can't afford"

by luvvinn October 19, 2020