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Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.
1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.
by kaesesocke June 2, 2019
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sex 2.0

The greatest update on earth we all are waiting for...
Rob: Hey Jake, sex 2.0 has been released! What are the new changes?
Jake: Apperantly it's not a pay-to-win anymore. Men now can get multiple orgasm. Sperm count on/off switch. Oh and also removed std bugs.
Rob: very cool!
by ObamaHamburgerSussyBalls February 28, 2022
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sex

fuck you and your bitch sexs as nigger as bich ass up
by DaDaDaddy420 January 15, 2023
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Sex

by MemeguyYT June 5, 2022
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Poop Sex

If you think Poop is sexy, and you think Sex is sexy, then I have the definition for you. Poop sex is a very intimate act between two scat fans where poop is involved. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, fat poopy drizzlers, and shitty muck clogglers.

Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.

Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.
Hey love. I haven't had sex in a few days, and I definitely haven't had Poop Sex in a few weeks. Would you be cool with some gaping Poop Sex this afternoon?
by PoopSex123 December 5, 2022
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Sex

The process by which babies are made, many people continue having it because it is pleasurable, however, if you aren't planning to care for a child, then protection such as birth control and condoms are recommended.
Sex makes babies, and the best birth control is abstinence. Also, it is still not a guarantee that you will be child free, because women can have an unintentional virgin birth, which is rare and can occur, in this case, the child has no biological father.
by verymysteryman23 June 11, 2021
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gay penis sex

you get one penis
and other penis
and a butthole
and create a human centipede but the first man's dick is in the other man's ass and it keeps going like so
"hey man wanna have gay penis sex later"
"oh i would love to have gay penis sex 😍😍"
by HUMONGOUSCOCK November 13, 2023
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