d i c k b a b e

A sexy pre-op Trans Woman.

Dave: Damnn! Dude! Check out that d i c k b a b e!!
Kyle: What?!?!?!

by A d i c k b a b e July 8, 2018

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.

*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

by ArtySims February 22, 2009

can i take a bite out of your taco?

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.

Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!

by ilovesramen May 11, 2009

I like you for who you are

What they say when you sre in trouble

"your ugly and i dont want to fuck you"

by Staislaus May 31, 2004

I Can’t See My Feelings

I can't see my feelings
Open my eyes
I can't see my feelings
Open a pair of eyes

I can't see my feelings
Keep them behind
I just keep on reeling
Running back down the line

I I I I I I I I
Oh oooh
A weight like a stone
Uuuuuuum um um um um, hey

Oh, I can't stand that screaming
Don't even try
Music fans some feelings
It'll be tell me why

Oh oh
Now now now

I can't stop that feeling
Showing me why
Man I love that feeling
Yeah, blowin' me right through the sky

Ah, Whew! Hey, hey, hey
Oh, oh

Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey
Oh, listen to what she says
If it's good, it's nice

I Can’t See My Feelings

by Death Menace January 5, 2023

Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

by Clara Winters July 17, 2022

Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022