by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020
Get the Sex Monkeymug. A lame skateboarding trick, reserved for kids that solely play game of skate. A equivalent lame sight would be a vaping clown riding a unicycle while juggling
Kid: "I recently learned a pop shuvit sex change"
(Hopefully) you: "You're off track, that is a styleless trick. People will most likely think it's lame"
(Hopefully) you: "You're off track, that is a styleless trick. People will most likely think it's lame"
by randomguyontheinternet123 March 29, 2019
Get the pop shuvit sex changemug. Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"
guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-
by completelyoriginalhandle123456 December 6, 2023
Get the Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex?mug. Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020
Get the sex racemug. by Alkerj Jabibi Kaliki Eid Balaj July 28, 2024
Get the gay butthole sexmug. They jump into bed and Ally rests her head on Miles’ shoulder. She jumps up, and sits on his knees.
He sits up. He then reaches forward and lifts up her t-shirt, revealing her bra. She helps him out by unbuttoning her bra, exposing her massive tits. Miles leads his finger down her breasts and squeezes them, Ally let out a moan and a giggle. She then unbuttons his shirt, and traces her finger over his muscular body. Then, Miles pants are pulled off and soon, his boxers are too, revealing his 8 incher. Miles grabs her by the waist and rips off her shorts, then chuckles and he pulls off her thong, exposing her shaved, wet pussy. He then slides his fingers up her, making her moan louder and louder. He inserted his fingers deeper, and she gasped. He then pushed his dick into her pussy, and she gasped even more. He started pushing it inside and out, making her moan and scream for him to go faster. Miles dick continued to penetrate into her pussy, it was amazing, Ally loved it. Her orgasms drove him wild, and made him fuck her harder and harder, she grasped her tits and gasped for air. She was screaming his name, telling him to go faster and harder. They left eachothers bodies, and both fell on eachother.
Miles lifted Ally’s chin up and pushed his lips into hers. Her lips brushed his, softly, delicately, just long enough that he could inhale her breath, feel the warmth of her skin. They just had the best sex of their lives.
He sits up. He then reaches forward and lifts up her t-shirt, revealing her bra. She helps him out by unbuttoning her bra, exposing her massive tits. Miles leads his finger down her breasts and squeezes them, Ally let out a moan and a giggle. She then unbuttons his shirt, and traces her finger over his muscular body. Then, Miles pants are pulled off and soon, his boxers are too, revealing his 8 incher. Miles grabs her by the waist and rips off her shorts, then chuckles and he pulls off her thong, exposing her shaved, wet pussy. He then slides his fingers up her, making her moan louder and louder. He inserted his fingers deeper, and she gasped. He then pushed his dick into her pussy, and she gasped even more. He started pushing it inside and out, making her moan and scream for him to go faster. Miles dick continued to penetrate into her pussy, it was amazing, Ally loved it. Her orgasms drove him wild, and made him fuck her harder and harder, she grasped her tits and gasped for air. She was screaming his name, telling him to go faster and harder. They left eachothers bodies, and both fell on eachother.
Miles lifted Ally’s chin up and pushed his lips into hers. Her lips brushed his, softly, delicately, just long enough that he could inhale her breath, feel the warmth of her skin. They just had the best sex of their lives.
by whatisevenlife June 26, 2021
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