Love

Love is a personified infection spread by the eyesight of a potential lover.

In all humans, it shuts down brainpower and replaces all current thoughts with memories (real or made up) of the host's desired fuck-buddy.

In males, it overrides the area of the brain that controls the feeling of sadness, which unfortunately also controls masturbation. F u c k

In women, it takes over the part of the brain that regulates what comes out of the mouth. This is why the whole school knows you like brad. Like it's fine to talk to your friends, but jeez gurl you sound like a politician.

It's also fatal I guess.

Justin just got hit with love, he was so young...

why is everyone so obviously in love with brad?

by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021

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Love Bug

A sexual annoying bug

"These love bugs are mad annoying

by airsoftgun765 September 15, 2019

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Love

Seeing you I love to do!
This time you got the door:)
How I wish it was more…
Blessed I am…
That you are always kind!!!!

This love …
For you…
How I do love you….
Always ❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 April 3, 2025

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love with a twist

A unique relationship dynamic in which 2 people are romantically monogamous to each other, but also engage in sexual activities with other couples who are also romantically monogamous to each other. Couples define their own boundaries and communicate them openly and honestly with each other and the other couples they play with.

I hear they recently became a love with a twist couple.

by LWATpodcast April 20, 2024

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