PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome)

A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.

"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "

by ntdny October 14, 2018

cannelloni syndrome

When someone's got a serious craving for ladies with mondo bazongas, kinda like how you can't resist that big, stuffed cannelloni at the Italian joint. It's not just a preference, it's a whole syndrome - they see a gal with a large chest and bam, they're hooked like it's all-you-can-eat pasta night

Every time we hit the beach, it's the same story with Dave. Sees a girl with a big rack and he's totally zoned out. Poor guy, serious case of Cannelloni Syndrome."

by BigBoy$2 January 24, 2024

college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 6, 2023

Oil slick syndrome

When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis

Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again

by My dads super July 15, 2017

folk boy syndrome

the disease contracted by knowing/meeting/listening to too many cute folk boy americana musicians

symptoms include:
-shakes
-vertigo
-nausea

-insomnia
-death

ever since she went to that americana set, with the 70s boys and their harmonicas she’s felt sick, i think she might have folk boy syndrome

by itsmeifyourewondering November 2, 2025

Zach Syndrome

Zach Syndrome is a disorder in which the person says the N-word randomly or in every single sentence.

Dude. He kept saying the N-word constantly. I think he has Zach Syndrome.

by MousePad04 June 29, 2022

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013