A cracker with a set of dangler testicles/ a very unsanitary nutsack/ a man with a low to no sperm count.
by Yourmomsboyfriend March 22, 2023
Get the murky ballsmug. by Korokyama July 16, 2021
Get the Mango Ballsmug. When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.
by D1ngus March 21, 2022
Get the Cum and Ballmug. Balls Deep (adj.) — When you’ve gone so far into something that your body, soul, and poor decision-making skills are all in one group chat. You didn’t just dip a toe,you dove in so hard your balls filed for residency. At this point, pulling out isn’t an option; you’re basically one thrust away from a life lesson.
Leo: “What’re you wearing Saturday?”
Linda: “Wouldn’t you like to know? Let’s just say… you’ll be balls deep in temptation before dessert.” 😈
Or
Linda: “You better not flake again.”
Leo: “Oh, I won’t. Saturday night, I’m showing up, showing out, and ending up balls deep in your Asian noodles.”
Linda: “Wouldn’t you like to know? Let’s just say… you’ll be balls deep in temptation before dessert.” 😈
Or
Linda: “You better not flake again.”
Leo: “Oh, I won’t. Saturday night, I’m showing up, showing out, and ending up balls deep in your Asian noodles.”
by BigBaby Linda & Bone Daddy Leo October 9, 2025
Get the Balls deepmug. The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
Get the emotional blue ballsmug. 
