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HLP Syndrome

HLP Syndrome, also knows as Humongously Large Penis Syndrome, affects approximately .001% of the male population on Earth. It can cause uterine encroachment in female partners which can be severely painful. Due to this, individuals diagnosed with HLP Syndrome have a harder time staying in relationships once partners experience this syndrome. The month of June has officially been declared HLP Awareness Month.
When I was traveling from BNA to TPA, I got pulled out of line by security and I had to embarrassingly explain to them about my HLP Syndrome as they thought I was carrying an unexploded ordnance in my pants.
by Lauuson December 9, 2022
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Tilson Syndrome

Inability to remember what happens after the credits end, and why you MUST stay in your seat.
She's got a case of the Tilson Syndrome & she missed the most epic Easter Egg ever!
by DiscoBarBQ September 3, 2016
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Syndrome D

Syndrome D is a dumb ass bitch that tries to sound super smart but isn't.
by babla13579 December 15, 2021
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President Derangement Syndrome

A form of mud-slinging used by supporters of a president that aims to mock their opposition. "President Derangement Syndrome" is the argument that the very existence of said president makes their opposition irrationally angry and unable to think of a legitimate reason for their contempt of said president.

When used in a sentence, the word "President" is replaced with the actual president's surname; for example, if this argument were to be used against those who were opposed to Barack Obama, it would be called "Obama Derangement Syndrome."
President Derangement Syndrome is commonly attributed to Donald Trump, leading to an erroneous belief that it started with his presidency; in fact, it started with George W. Bush -- "Bush Derangement Syndrome." Ironically, Bush wound up being quite possibly the most universally hated president in history, and his vice president became not only the most unpopular vice president of all time, but also one of the most unpopular U.S politicians EVER.

The phrase experienced a resurgence under Donald Trump due to him being the most utterly polarizing person in America, as well as the infamous meme "Luke Crywalker" where a woman screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as she hears the news of his inauguration. It proved to be such a commonly used argument by his supporters that it completely overshadowed its predecessor, especially because Trump isn't as universally hated as Bush, so it still holds up.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2022
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throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.
Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?
by Sickonegro February 14, 2022
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Drunken Mouse Syndrome

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.
Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.
by Roxtards July 13, 2022
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Big Kareem Cock Syndrome

A person who tells people he has big dick when in reality he has a tiny dick
"I have Big Kareem Cock Syndrome"
by JacksterPadster March 9, 2025
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