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Get the shadow fight 2 mug.The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
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Get the Dirty Fight Club mug.“Dude, me and Jessica had a naked nerf fight last night.”
“Todd, just act like a normal human being and say you fucked, this is why nobody talks to you”
“Todd, just act like a normal human being and say you fucked, this is why nobody talks to you”
by Dragon Dick 69 December 9, 2019
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Get the Fight n Fuck mug.A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.
Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?
Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!
Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!
by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019
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