Medusa's hair

A bowel movement comprised of many long, thin pieces which together, resemble the serpentine hair of Medusa.

Yo Cassius, I just shit Medusa's hair, I must have eaten too many grapes.

by Ragnord November 6, 2007

hair shower

the act of wetting your hair instead of showering

john took a hair shower this morning

by eagletits January 7, 2010

Depression hair

Matted unwashed and unbrushed hair because washing and brushing your hair is hard and not a lot of people have the motivation for it.

"Wow your hair is so matted is everything okay?"

"Yeah I just got a case of depression hair"

by Fuck off hoe May 11, 2021

McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

suck hair

Such as saying to suck other thing this is VERY hurtful to say or even write . Sucking hair is a terrible act to perform when insulting boy or girl .

You can go suck hair jerk !

by Dat St.jude Gurl May 30, 2017

Hair Dryer

The act of queefing in a persons face as they go down on a girl.

I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a Hair Dryer.

by Kirch35 August 10, 2017

nerf hair

1. hair like that of Cory Matthews on Boy Meets World 2. hair so curly a Nerf ball would stick in it if thrown at it 3. hair with the consistency of a Brillo pad

That boy lost his comb in his nerf hair

by goddamit' May 26, 2009