dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

by Pratt dad March 27, 2017

Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021

Jacob's Dad

A piece of shit no one likes.

"Jacob's Dad is an asshole"

by EINGO November 3, 2019

bug dad

A bug who has a spawn

I know he has a kid but he is one fine bug dad

by Jgravel February 26, 2018

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)

Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.

by Jennaak November 24, 2021

Noahs dad

noahs dad ran away because noah is a fat twat and he couldnt afford to pay for his food bills so he jibbed it to another country noahs dad looks like jhonny sinns and his ma looks like gemma colins

Ar you just done a noahs dad

by Noahs dad March 18, 2022