Salty Doggo

A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes

Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo

Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*

Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*

by Zenzy December 26, 2019

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salty grape

Eating a "Salty grape" shows how salty one other person is and "butthurt" which is usually used to tilt or fuck with other people

Men: YO GET DESTROYED IN BASKETBALL 60 POINTS IN THE FIRST QUATER
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man

by Derpyried February 15, 2018

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salty croissant

A croissant that is therefore salty.

I have a salty croissant

by MankeyMan2456 November 14, 2017

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salty loogey

A salty loogey is when a male ejaculates inside of a female's nose, at which point she loogeys the semen and proceeds to swallow it, as opposed to spitting it out.

"Dude, I was giving this girl a salty loogey last night and the bitch spat it back at me! I had half a mind to smack her right then and there."

by Messiah of Love May 31, 2009

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salty trumpette

A noun describing the typical Donald Trump supporter who cannot handle a primary loss. A Salty Trumpette may be identified by a high saline content and load bemoanings about lawsuits when something does not go it's way.

Did you hear that Donna is planning on litigation against the bowling league due to her recent losses? I guess she's a Salty Trumpette. Trump Butt Hurt Donald Trump Rusty Trombone

by JewManChu June 22, 2016

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