For example, if I had a stack of rough cut logs on one side of my yard, logs cut to length on another side, two or three piles of spit wood (especially if sorted by species) on the other side and a wood splitting station in the middle, my neighbor might say "nice wood kitchen you got goin' there!"
by big donut man March 9, 2011
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Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).
by Ferreson September 29, 2004
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by lokz April 26, 2010
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Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.
Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK March 19, 2012
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