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Oxford University

Not Cambridge University. Often used as an insult because Oxford sucks. Tends to be full of people best described as 'genital warts on the scrotum of life'
Eg, "That is so Oxford University", referring to something inherently crap.
by I learned the easy way May 21, 2006
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university of delaware

An insanely ridiculous "college" where not that much studying goes on... except for odd engineer and mathematics majors. Where the free time, which is all of the time, consists of goign to d.p. dough, checking out the latest betties and bobbies on main street, and lots and lots of beer. The best parties found off-campus or in the courtyard apartments or towers...The coolest students are actually from delaware, and the occasional rich jew from northern jersey or an obscure place like ohio.
Let's go to university of delaware because the parties at our school suck!!

Wow, she obviously goes to university of delaware judging from her lack of brains, and excess in makeup on her face!
by UD GROUPIE May 9, 2005
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roehampton university

Lovingly known as roey by its students and roe by its staff who are trying to be “down with the kids”.
A univeristy in south west London that provides an eclectic mix of students a safe and natural campus to study on while simultaneously allowing them to experience what it is like to live on/next to a gang run inner city estate. (experience provided by the neighbouring Alton Estate)

Split in to 4 colleges, Digby (the best), Whitelands, Southlands and Froebel (the worst), Roehampton university students take college pride more seriously than their studies, often chants of “I’m *college name* till I die” can be heard coming from a group of drunk students at 4 am, much to the delight of all who live near.

Among the university’s prestigious awards (such as best modern university in London) the institution also once won the award for most sexual partners per student - see hoehampton.

Varsity rival Bucks New Uni are decimated yearly by Roehampton much to everyone’s surprise.
“I go to Roehampton university and I know Digby are the best

“We love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, oh Roehampton we love you

“Check put the roey students annihilating Bucks again”
by Thisismyname23456 March 25, 2018
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Babcock University

Person 1:"I've been to hell already, I can't go again. "
Person 2:"You mean Babcock University"
by Prøwler February 21, 2022
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Tickle the Universe

To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.

(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)
"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".
by ZCurves May 13, 2016
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A Universal Time

A "JoJo Game" in Roblox which is a gigantic bug fest, has trashy combat, constant data issues here on there, etc etc. This game back then was basically a hangout game with horribly insane grind that might be as hellish as grinding the Necrotic Sword of Doom in AQW as a non legend and also garbage balancing with every stand dealing absurd damage. It was also overhyped as fuck when the rewrite was in development.
Hey, have you tried out A Universal Time?
I've seen it since it was an ABD Modded, It's pretty much an insect hive at this point.
Oh alright. I've also went to 1v1 people on the gamemode, dear god it was painful getting stunned for 50 years.
by imp fuck2 May 27, 2022
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Latrobe University

A last ditch effort university for the urachievers,
Johny nervously told his not so impressed parents he got accepted into Latrobe University before he kissed them on the lips before bed.
by Dad Kisser February 24, 2021
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