texas shoeshine

the after effects of sniffing an inhalant

My friends and I would come home from the party with a texas shoeshine.

by erhed October 4, 2011

texas bbq

A Texas bbq involves 2 men and 1 woman, one guy does her from one end and the other guy from the front so shes strung up like a texas bbq

that girl was a whore, we gave her a texas bbq

by Jeremy Gholston June 21, 2006

Texas Mudflap

A Texas Mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man's butthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.

This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.

Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".

While my cock took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a Texas Mudflap. I didn't kiss her the rest of the night.

by dpfanatic October 23, 2009

texas facemask

When you shove your head up your partner's ass and vomit upon their prostate.

"I force-fed Elizabeth some Ipecac and convinced her to put on the ol' Texas Facemask!

by Dick Willey June 1, 2007

texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.

Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.

by Texastorpedo October 30, 2015

Texas Supremacist

People who are from Texas who are obnoxiously snooty about how their state is the biggest & the best. The football is better. The barbeque is better. Everything is better. They are elitist about their state to the point where it's borderline racism.

Jordan: Man, I swear I love me my Texas barbeque!

Philip: Yeah? Well I had a bunch of hickory chips left over the other day, so I smoked up some good ol' kielbasa...

Jordan: That's not barbeque. The only real barbeque is brisket. And you have to use Mesquitte chips because it's a Texas tree. Not those hippy-liberal Hickory chips...

Philip: I wish you'd stop being a Texas Supremacist

by feetwasher June 27, 2010

texas tailpipe

the act of crapping down someones chimney.

he pissed me off so i gave him the texas tailpipe

by carpfishin July 25, 2007