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mountain grove salad

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.
“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”

“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”

“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”
by Dianne Keading 1969 November 30, 2021
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Rocky Mountain Snowstorm

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.
Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.
by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018
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Cougar Mountain Classic

The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.
Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.
by Cougar Mountain Classic June 3, 2014
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Mountain dew fag

A person named Allen who ducks copious amounts of seman and uses mountain dew as a dick chaser.
Hey quit being a "mountain dew fag" allen.
by Fuckfuckassshit May 21, 2018
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mountain goat style

Like doggy style but with biting...
by Cottencandy May 15, 2018
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Mountain Dew Creampie

When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.
Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate
by Pussymoneyneed October 25, 2019
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Rocky Mountain penguins

Fictional penguins that live in Colorado that some boomers obsess over in my neck of the woods.
Did you the Rocky Mountain penguins on your walk?
by Pseudonym Bold Font July 13, 2020
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