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Bobble Job

Bobblejob is a UK website where one can post and bid on small pieces of work. The name is based on the old "bob-a-job" principle, where a "bob" was the old coin known as a shilling.
A Bobble Job is an individual piece of work, such as cutting the grass or washing a car.
"I posted three Bobble Jobs today, one to get the fence mended, oe to get the drains cleaned and another to build a load of IKEA furniture I bought."
by Bobble Bob May 10, 2014
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Grant Job

Opposite of a barn job. You put applesauce on your privates and have an animal lick it off.
You: Hey Joe!! Where are you going?
Joe: I'm getting a grant job.
You: That's disgusting!!!
by LlihTter October 22, 2014
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Job Prease

Used to describe a story about an Asian trying to get a job at a University IT center. The story was created by SC when he visited an University, looked into the IT center and witnessed an all Asian group running the center. He then described the process of an Asian getting a job there.
Harro Job Prease? I fix compuder gud!
by SD C April 7, 2010
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Wop job

Hey, do you want to go out and get some Wop Jobs for lunch?
by Kjscyp April 26, 2019
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Feaux-job

The oral sex you find on Cinemax at 3:00 in the morning. It looks real sometimes, but most of the time you can tell that it is physically impossible.
I was watching Skinemax with my girl last night. The girl went down, but her nose was up by his bellybutton. It was a total feaux-job.
by Flights29 November 17, 2010
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fountain job

A fountain job is a blowjob that is so good it ends in an eruptive-like orgasm, most likely coating the partner in semen.
Dude, Marietta gave me the best fountain job last night.
by It'safountainjob January 3, 2018
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job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.
Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"
by Krkič December 9, 2019
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