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Brooklyn Blowjob

While taking a shit, you receive falacio sitting on the toilet.
“Oh man, I was sitting on the throne dropping a duece, playing on my phone and my girl gave me the best Brooklyn Blowjob dude”
by !Bgbgbg! February 6, 2024
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The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.
You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.
by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025
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Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus
Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro
by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025
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Brazilian Blowjob

When a guy is getting head while triangle choking (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu submission) the girl.
Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.

Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025
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blowjob

In professional wrestling - particularly during the territory days up to the 1980s - "blowjob" was the term for a specific type of wrestler that was employed to draw in young women. Typically a smaller and skinnier guy, and usually part of a tag team. Actual attractiveness was preferred but evidently optional - the Rock and Roll Express were a well-known blowjob team, and have you seen their faces back in the day?!

The last truly famous blowjob team were the Rockers, the team of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty. Interestingly enough, Michaels' cocaine-fueled asshole antics during the mid-to-late 1990s made him the only person in history to be both a blowjob and a cocksucker.
When Jerry Lawler and Jerry Jarrett came over to Bill Watts' Mid-South territory, one of the first things they noticed was that the roster had no blowjobs. Watts, not knowing the term, said his wrestlers could get pussy on their own time, so the Memphis veterans had to explain everything to him.
by Noncondolphin January 15, 2025
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T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob

a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins
damn she gave me the best t-rex helicopter spinning blowjob after her kindergarten graduation
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
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Beijing Blowjob

When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing
My buddy Eli just gave his engine a Beijing Blowjob
by Super6.fo August 30, 2025
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