putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

by Demron September 18, 2008

Bed Hair

the molting of the pubic hair with the evidence found in beds

Crap ive got bed hair, i wont sleep for a week

by Bucko February 6, 2003

Philadelphia Bunk Bed

A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).

Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.

Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.

by Detective Jinx November 14, 2017

Squeaky-Bed-Game

Also known as SBG - it is the act of participating in sex of some sort, on a bed, that squeaks.

"Did you hear Rob and Janice last night, Then must have been playing the Squeaky-Bed-Game."

by Raven-Tabarez October 5, 2009

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

B-O-Bed

1. To underestimate the competition and get savagely beaten very, very badly by Bob B. in Fantasy Football.
2. Bent over backwards

Ryan – I’m playing the rookie Bob B. this week in The Dad League. Guaranteed win, Dude!

Jonny- Yo! Real talk, you betta check yo self. I just got B-O-Bed in week 1.

by Prolonging the Magic September 18, 2019

upstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017