douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

by Braincase January 15, 2010

Feral Douche

An acceptionally aggressive douche. Especially relating to an individual who does things like fall asleep during a conversation or game and explicitly does the opposite of what he/she is told.

Damn, that dude Terry is a feral douche. He went ahead and slapped that midget right after I told him the midget was on our side.

by pdiddy_l33t February 4, 2010

Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

Desk Douche

any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)

see also: side-kick douche

"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."

"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."

"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."

by sandycan January 7, 2012

Douche Balouche

a jewish warthog

Juan is such a douche balouche!

by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011

waft of douches

The collective term for a group of douche bags, whether the group consists of people or objects.

It's never a good day when one encounters a waft of douches.

by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016

Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.

That douche bag just stole my girl.

by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015