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I found some cats outside my house

Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis
Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.

Everyone: *Looks*
by peenster65 October 17, 2021
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Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
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can i get some more piano, please?

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.
and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...
by ratm fiend June 6, 2005
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Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010
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i love you with all my everything

what it means??? I love you with all my everything.
I love you with all my everything.
by Sageey November 15, 2017
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I could see what she had for breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)
A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".
by ITSCOTTER October 1, 2010
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I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.
You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.
by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020
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