Retardial Syndrome

A retard who has every disability and every illness, typically an insult to babies.

Your baby looks like it has Retardial Syndrome.

by 69420tard January 2, 2022

Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.

John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.

by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025

Heart Eye Syndrome

Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person

Have you seen Hannah when Peter enters the room? Total Heart Eye Syndrome!

by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019

Luigi Syndrome

When everyone just sees you as a lesser version of that friend you always hang out with.

I have Luigi Syndrome

by O' Chungus November 19, 2023

IMMM Syndrome

IMMM Syndrome or “I Miss My Man Syndrome” occurs when a girl, well, misses her man. Usually used by girls in healthy relationships 🙂 ↕️ She’s usually always talking about him. She even misses him even if they were separated but a few minutes earlier

“Laila is always talking about her boyfriend, it’s genuinely so annoying” “She can’t help it. She has IMMM Syndrome 🤷🏾 ♀️”

by @pp1ec00chi3 November 23, 2024

Mirpuri Munde Syndrome

A innate disease within Mirpuri Pakistani parents in which they favour their beloved Sons (Munde), regardless of their behaviour and actions. With a failure to recognise ANY shortcomings in regards to their son.

You definitely have MMS.

You are a product of Mirpuri Munde Syndrome.

by Munde December 29, 2023

work syndrome

When your body begins to shut down right before your shift, you begin to feel really sick. (Often caused by stress from work)

Today isn't such a great day, I haven't been feeling good due to work syndrome.

by Judie Bloom January 3, 2016