loser sex

losers having sex in their school auditorium box☠️☠️ or doing the dirty on obama’s official chair.

omg i just caught b**** and a*** having loser sex in the auditorium ☠️☠️

by Endive ended be s d d June 20, 2021

sex grenade

When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole

Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade

by I DID A THING, BRO!! September 17, 2023

sex table

A table you have sex on

Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!

by Anonymous-23 May 12, 2019

Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023

Sex

your looking up sex stories to masterbate to you sick fuck
go ahead i do the same

Person 1: Do you watch porn?
Person 2: No i read sex stories on urbandictinary.com its way better
Person 1: S U C K S C O C K A G G R E S I V L E Y

by pussyslayerlol February 2, 2022

sex season

a time our year where sex is highly desirable

“yo, it’s sex season bois”

“did you get some sauce last night” “of course it’s sex season!”

by kweensauce November 19, 2019

Egyptian Sex Pyramid

THE ULTIMATE SEX POSITION.

Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.

by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019