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i see no god up here other then me

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Cat on a post: i see no god up here OTHER THEN ME
by riley333344566 September 26, 2020
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I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.
Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."
by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015
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I bet you're fun at parties

A retort signifying one of two scenarios based on context and speaker:

(1) A dejected loser who initially engaged in debate has ventured out of their depth, and now attempts to break for the intellectual fire-escape by using a phrase he himself has been the recipient of previously. This dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and continue to research the topic at issue in an attempt to prepare for the imminent rematch for which no one requested.

(2) A virgin, loser has attempted to engage a total Chad, who has not one solitary fuck to give, because this Chad is concerned with the important things in life like: partying, recreational drug abuse, and disrespecting women. The Chad uses the ironic retort, and with good authority. This Chad is the fiesta and everyone knows it. The dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and cry.
Virgin Loser:" . . . and that is why the Flash would kill the Hulk everytime they fought. Honestly, it's embarrassing you even thought he stood a chance."

Defeated Virgin Loser: *visibly sweating and mentally panicking* "Pssshh. Yeah. Pssshhh. Right. W-w-well, I bet. . . I bet you're fun at parties!"

Virgin Loser: "Chad why do you like Skrillex. He's not even a real musician, like Megadeath or Anthrax. I mean, can Skrillex even play guitar, much less shred like James Hetfield/Buckethead/Steve Vai/..."

Chad: *never breaking eye contact with the captain of the cheer team* "I bet you're fun at parties."
by PalpatineDidNothingWrong March 15, 2021
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Aww man i just shot marvin in the face

The greatest quote ever, see Pulp Fiction
Vincent Vega (John Travolta): "Aww man i just shot marvin in the face!"
by badass muh fucka January 28, 2007
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I would eat the corn out of her shit

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"
by WhiskeyTangoFox March 8, 2009
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Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus

You tell someone that you will erase them from existence.
Hermione to her unborn baby, " Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus" and with her wand she no longer has a massive belly.
Harry Potter attempts to use the super-secret spell to destroy Voldemort. He waves his wand and says to Voldemort "YEETUS YEETUS I NOW COMMIT TO YOUR DELETEUSS!!" But he misses and deletes everything within Hogwarts walls... and everyone in it.
by YEETUSDELETUS3200 October 21, 2019
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