afterchich syndrome

The feeling when you're alone after having sex with someone and can't forget that partner.

Linh has afterchich syndrome after being trunged.

by toitoitaytay June 6, 2017

Tech Tic Syndrome

The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.

Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.

by Big_White_Ya_Know August 17, 2015

Bitch ass little person syndrome

Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch

Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome

by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024

terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022

john syndrome

John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.

Get the fuck outta here, he has John Syndrome!

by busstex69 October 17, 2023

Zynx Syndrome

the syndrome where you are completely braindead, trash, and have stage 5 autism in a football fusion game. The first person to develop this syndrome was Zynx7227

I threw the ball right at the CB, I must have Zynx Syndrome!

by Pierxn September 3, 2022

Stuckholm Syndrome

Stuckholme Syndrome is when a female has experienced being spitroasted by two males and can’t stop seeking other males to spitroast her. Similar to Stockholm Syndrome.

Last month John and I spitroasted Morgan. She liked it so much she keeps picking up pairs of males to spitroast her. She suffers from Stuckholm Syndrome.

by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021